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# Massage Problems
We as women pay people to do odd things. We pay someone to clean our feet and wax the hair out of our “hoo-hass”. It’s fucking bizarre, but yet so normal. So when I went for a massage last week, I...
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Caution! I Will Judge Your Facebook Status.
As I peruse through Facebook every day, I have begun to learn from most of my Facebook Friends their PFS (Predictable Facebook Statuses). It may be that I have too much time on my hands, yes I am well...
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WAPP
For some reason this topic has come up in conversation over the past two weeks. I feel that this is a sign from the universe. I can no longer avoid the topic, It’s time we addressed this. Pooping in...
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Knocked Up…Ryan Style
My co-worker/Publicist has brought to my attention that my readers don’t know the story behind That Girl Ryan. So I thought I would take the time and dive a little into my story…with a humorous touch...
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Who Is That Boy Ryan?
The man behind the crazy lady. As I was watching Batman, The Dark Knight Rises the other night, I had an epiphany. Being married is like knowing who Bruce Wayne really is. All the citizens of Gotham...
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NFL Addict
It’s January, Happy Fucking New Year people. You know what January means to me? My two fulfilled weeks of New Years Resolutions-NO Tax refund time?-NO, but that is a wonderful thought. My daughter’s...
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Kardashian Brainwash
As I was watching another dreaded night of football games with my NFL addict, a commercial popped up about the upcoming season of Keeping up with the Kardashians… Kim: “Stay out of my life mom”...
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I Named My Pet Peeve, It’s Called “Annoyance”
Hello my TGR Readers! This is my 10th post on my blog, Yeah Me for sticking to something! I was really stumped thinking of what I could write this week to mark my 10th blog posting. It really pissed...
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The Most Interesting Man In The World
This topic was inspired by a writing challenge that was posted on WordPress.com last Friday. The Prompt: This week’s writing challenge: Tell us about a character in your life. It could be your best...
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Chuck E Cheese…A Place Where You Can Beat Your Kid!
My mind is forever ruined I brought my daughter to Chuck E. Cheese; once a childhood favorite past time, now a memory I wish to forget. I spent 45 minutes in Chuck E. Cheese and to be completely...
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Always BE Closing
Beware The Heels Dear fellow sales account executives in the world…I have a killer story to tell you. So yesterday, I definitely had a classic one night stand. I didn’t even bother to call him back...
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The Most Interesting 3 year old In The World
Daily Prompt: You’ve been asked to do a five-minute presentation to a group of young schoolchildren on the topic of your choice. Hello children, I would like to introduce you to the most interesting 3...
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Wax On….Wax Off
It’s Spring Time! A time for the sun to warm the earth, a time for a new and bright wardrobe, a time for the plans of summer to begin….but really, Spring time is a time for your post-winter bikini...
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Dancing With The “O” Girls
If you don’t have sisters…you just won’t understand Last week was siblings day! How could I have let that one slip? I wanted to introduce my two sisters to my TGR readers the right way. Obviously by...
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Don’t Forget
So…. this is not my typically MO being serious and all, but these last few days have got me all up in knots and I think I need to get it out there so I can move on to more of my funny shit. At 24, I’m...
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The Grocery Store War
Friends, I have a new hobby…Ive decided to start a new diet! So far its great but I compiled a quick Pro/Con list to share: PROS: 1. Less Pimples 2. More Energy 3. Fast Weight Loss CONS: 1. The toilet...
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Joba & Me…My College Experience With One of Life’s Worst Dog
Throwback Thursday… Blog Style!! I wrote this back in my college days/Pre -That Girl Ryan, about my beloved Joba. Just when I think my dog drives me nuts, I am reminded by this post just how bad he...
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Resume Rules
In honor of the recent college grads out there, I wanted to formally welcome you to the real world and let you in on some trade life secrets. IT SUCKS! you should of stayed in your college bubble and...
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She Got It From Her Mama
Happy Mother’s Day! If you haven’t gotten your mother anything by this point in time, its too late. Running to CVS to buy a last minute bath set is TOO obvious. You might as well make a card and write...
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Green with Envy, The Jafees
When I started blogging, I thought I was THE SHIT..Like super-star potential awesome…I hear this is a common symptom in the Generation Y age groups. But then I started reading other people’s blogs...
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