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Conscious Uncoupling Causes The Disappearance of Flight 370
I’m not promising any magic in this post today, just a random rant that struck my fancy because I spend entirely too much time on Facebook. Have you ever read those trending topics on facebook? Right...
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We Are The Stick People
This is an original drawing I never understood the stick family phenomenon. You know, those stupid family conglomerates stuck on the back of minivans? I live in a typical suburbia environment where...
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I fought the law and the law kicked my ass
I got slapped with a speeding ticket this week. Doing 91 in a 65 is apparently too fast…who knew? I’m from Jersey. When you have a sign that says, 65 MPH it’s safe to assume the normal speed is at...
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VLOG: The little decisions
Decisions, decisions, decisions. How many decisions do we make on a daily basis…coffee or no coffee? Pumps or flats? Do work while at work or write this blog post? The tiniest decisions can impact your...
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A Letter From Your Mother
To the little girl who calls me mother, I wanted to write you a letter this Mother’s Day because you are the reason I am being celebrated for my MILF status (I threw in the MILF part). You are only 4...
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She Got It From Her Mama
Re-Posting this from last year, it’s too priceless not to share again! Enjoy Mother’s day Weekend Everyone! If you haven’t gotten your mother anything by this point in time, its too late. Running to...
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That Time I Went To An AA Meeting and More Comedy
Hi Everyone! It’s been awhile…I’m feeling guilty about my absence from the blogging world. I haven’t been eating popcorn watching Netflix this whole time I have just been busy with my newest addiction...
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Midgets Lift, Bro.
I recently found my motivation for going to the gym every single morning. I….I….I….don’t even know how to say this the right way…. I have a real life midget at my gym. A Midget works out in my gym. In...
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Meet Sarah, Addison’s Vampire Sister
I hope you all are recovering well after a three day long weekend of boozing and sunshine. I’m writing this after a very long weekend which means I’m still paying for it. I shouldn’t feel so crappy...
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Women Against Feminism? Go Home You’re Drunk.
I think I just heard Susan B. Anthony roll over in her grave this morning…seriously Susie B. is pissed. Betty Friedan even made a mandatory meeting with her posse to discuss if prescription drugs are...
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A little piece of paradise
Boy Ryan and I have had some shitty luck with neighbors over the past few years. We’ve lived under a bat shit crazy women who would knock on our door for talking too loudly, had a neighbor contact the...
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The Date Ditcher
It happened. It happened to me. I never thought it would. But how?! Was it my text? The way I responded? Maybe I seemed too over-eager to meet up. I tend to get a little excited about new...
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26 going on 40
Good god, are we doing this again? Happy Birthday To Me! Photoshop Cred to my wonderful coworker ^ FYI this was the birthday invitation sent out to my company by coworkers-I deserve a promotion I’m 26....
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